Tumblr, I need some kind of scheme to get rid of this girl who’s been following me around.
She’s obnoxious and loud and has a shrill hyena voice and thinks she’s incredibly intelligent and she’s been showing up wherever I am for weeks and now my friends don’t want to be around me for fear that she’ll turn up.
Help?
Tell her you don’t like her.
You’ve suddenly become involved in a long-term gay relationship. Also, you just discovered Jesus and have received a calling to spread the word of the Latter-Day Saints. And your mother, who requires constant medical care, is moving in with you.
That should do it.
