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October 27
peterwknox: Dominos advertised a $12.99 special; they showed up with a 20oz instead of a 2 liter and a $26 bill instead of $16. Not pleased. Yes, but in their defense: You live in New York. You ordered from Domino’s. Therefore, I have no pity for the mishaps that resulted from this tragic error in judgment.

peterwknox:

Dominos advertised a $12.99 special; they showed up with a 20oz instead of a 2 liter and a $26 bill instead of $16. Not pleased.

Yes, but in their defense:

  1. You live in New York.
  2. You ordered from Domino’s.

Therefore, I have no pity for the mishaps that resulted from this tragic error in judgment.